
“Ahoy! Ye still be sailin’ in Connecticut seas then, matey.”
“Aye.”
“And this ale?”

“Aye.”
“Sweet and sticky taste, arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh. But it has enough alcohol to send me to Davy Jones locker.”

“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh, aye.”
“It be too sweet for me.”
“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh, aye. And it lasts on the tongue.”
“Aye, but though it be sweet, it also have a bitter hoppiness in the aftertaste.”
“Aye, and with pithy grapefruit too.”

“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh, aye.”
“The Belgian yeast taste be there, matey. It be there. Sour and acetyl when forced out the blow-hole of the great whale.”
“Aye, like the Belgian pirates themselves.”
“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh, Belgian pirates!”

“Aye, no challenge here, arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh.”
“But the alcohol! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh.”
“Aye. Good thing my First Mate is driving the ship today.”

“Ahoy! This is your pirate in the Netherlands, and I’ve got me Piraat here, too.”

“Aye.”
“Fuzzy coriander, matey, and you be right about the grapefruit pith, arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh.”

“But 9%, matey?”
“9%? Here in Belgian seas, it be 10.5%! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh.”
“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh.”

“Aye.”
“M’wench be enjoyin’ the fizz. Pleasin’ and like a white beer say she.”

“And when it near the end, it smell like a urinal.”
“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh.”
“But not enough to keep me from finishing it.”



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